I was eleven years old in good ole Florida, this was the first time that I traveled alone without my parents. I went with a neighbor, and I had a tons of fun. We decided to catch a movie so we found a movie theater, my neighbor watches a movie and I watch another. Skipping ahead, the movie lets out and their were hundreds of people coming out so I decided to wait for my neighbor over near a bush so she could see me or I would see her. There was a ledge that I hopped upon but I was not comfortable so I adjusted myself. Here is where the problem occurs, I sit back way to far and fall back into the small bush and guess what was in the bush????
Tons of them were all over me, so now I have a phobia of crawling creatures pretty much by these ugly looking things that I wish fall off of the face of the earth so I can get my mind right....Anywhoooo.........
So now that I have given you guys the brutal squeamish background here is how 9/11/2011 at 2:38 AM went......
We-oh my boyfriend and I are relaxing because he just arrived to my house from work. We are mapping out some plans because his birthday is next month so we are putting things in motion for a great birthday for him and this is what he says:
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BF: Babe ummmmm there is a huge bug over there.
Me:WTH WHERE? as I begin to panic-remember the phobia
Me:OMG TURN ON THE LIGHTS...(at this point my big behind is standing up in the middle of my bed)
BF:Babe it is ok I am gonna kill it.
Me: OMG WHERE THE HELL IS IT?? I DON'T SEE IT(as if I really wanted to but I need to because I STILL don't see it.) My BF moves his overnight bag...OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG GET IT WHERE IS IT?? (Poor BF is probably like why is she standing in the middle if the bed screaming while I'm down here with said creature) LMBO!!!!
BF: Where did it go?
Me: (still standing my big butt in the middle of the bed with the creature NOWHERE near me)
BF: Oh I see it-it is under the TV stand but I cant get it.
Me: OMG OMG (whining as I am still standing panicing in the middle if the bed now clutching my chest)
BF: WHAMMMM! he kills it....my hero!
Well Im glad that is over, as I am STILL standing in the middle of my bed like a plum fool.
*And here comes the rant*
Me: Babe it was trying to get me!!! (No not really) if you weren't here I would of just died...you hear me DIED! LOL It would have been on the night stand looking at me like "ohhh look at her there sleeping" And wait!!! What if I were going to the bathroom?! It would of been a puddle on the bleepin floor because I would of been trying to escape that ugly thing....that thing would of had the run of the room!
BF: (Smirking) Babe I killed it.
Me: NO NO NO I would have slept with the kids.
BF: You wouldn't have killed it?
Me: WHAT ARE YOU NUTS!!!!???!?!?!?! Cthu at myself now that it is over.
Shiners I had all sorts of excuses. I even said if it would have been on me (mind you it was nowhere near me) I would have packed up and moved. Alright, I finally calmed down an entire hour later...(Yeah I know an hour) I get down off of the bed.
A total mess because was now 3:30AM #FOOLERY.....
****But it was really trying to get me though-i'm serious...Man Nevermind-Humph LMBO!!!****
17 comments:
Fantastic post! New follower from BLOGGERS :) Look forward to more posts from you!!
Hey there hunni...glad that you are following me! I am so full of positive energy...oh and my life is so full of much more foolery than this...please stay tuned to check it out! See ya soon sweetie and thanks again for folowing! It means so much that you did!
Oh those bugs in FL! The entire east coast, really. Great post!
Too funny! Good thing you have him around to kill bugs for you!
Hey Trish....Im telling you thy are the most ugliest things my eyes have ever seen. Ughhhhh!
Hey there Jess....
Yes because if he wasnt I would be at my moms...lmbooo! Because that unlawful thing would own this house! Gosh why cant they be cute...they are horrid!
I had to laugh so hard about all this... Palmetto bugs, seen them, chased them, killed them, you should read this from my blog. LOL
http://blogbiertjuh58.blogspot.com/2011/06/tropics.html
OMG! We are kindred spirits! The one thing that I am most afraid of in life are roaches/insects/ants/spiders/anythingthatcrawls! I have broken leases, hurt myself, cried, and yelled all because of roaches! I feel every bit on the fear you are posting about...and I will not apologize for being afraid!
Hey Divaaaaaa! them nasty looking things are fast as hell and it needed to be caught...I have pulled muscles trying to escape bugs because I feel like they are trying to get me. So yes my big behind was screaming for my life because it was trying to find a place to hide and get me later. NOPE seek and DESTROY!
Oh Ms Positivity - this made me LOL! i have an irrational fear of deer - yes like bambi - that i have no idea where it came from! I can just picture the scene in your room with you screaming! thanks for sharing your funny story with us! looking forward to more! #commenthour
hey chica....omg...its nothing like being afraid of something to the point that you are powerless to it. Its like now I have a hard time falling asleep because Im like I better not see anything in there. I cant take creatures...I am weak and they win the fight. Ughhhh and they flyyyy ewwwww....I tell ya if it would have flew I would have fainted. I could not have killed that thing on my own, and it was moving super fast to escape....what and somebody thinks that I am going to battle with that thing...#whiteflag
I hate anything with more the 4 legs. UGH.
Yeah MJ you see what I went thru. I still look around just go see if anything its creeping around. I hate them with a passion. (shivers)
These were the other house guests at our recent beach house in Tybee Island off of Savannah. I still have dreams about them. ICK!
#commenthour
I know how you feel! I used to always find roaches in my apartment but only when my now-husband was traveling. ICK! #commenthour
Hey there Jamie....right they just do what they want and these come the pipes and outside its nothing u can do really but kill them! But see I cant....ugh....i would probably faint first....lmbo
Hey Leah....i hate them lil sneaky ugly things. We had a ton of rain and they were all outside....gross! Hope to keep seeing you around! :)
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